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Federation ipsum
Electromagnetic and subspace wave fronts approaching synchronization. I have reset the sensors to scan for frequencies outside the usual range. By emitting harmonic vibrations to shatter the lattices. We will monitor and adjust the frequency of the resonators.
Stellar flares are increasing in magnitude and frequency. Run a manual sweep of anomalous airborne or electromagnetic readings.
There's no evidence of an advanced communication network. Total guidance system failure, with less than 24 hours' reserve power.
Klingon ipsum
tlhIngan Hol vIjatlhtaHvIS, chay' "cock" vIjatlh?
- Qapla'! Bachha' bis'ub boqha' chegh denibya' ghay'cha' je' mara mil pa' beb pivlob qanrad qaywi' qin rech senwi' rilwi' je serrum tagha' vin wab 'iq.
- Bertlham butlh da'nal duran lung dir hom jolpat ma'veq mevyap mu'qad ves qo'qad sa'hut tagha' taq yer 'edsehcha.
- Bop cha'qu' chob dah duran lung dir duras lolchu' lo' law' mah meyri' naq nay' nuh bey' ngav pujwi' qab qanwi' qawhaq rach ril roswi' tal til tlhing yos va van 'entepray' 'orghenya'ngan 'urwi'.
Klingon Ipsum: Hab SoSlI’ Quch!