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Terms and conditions

Still need to work on this page but, after some four thirteen years, I somehow doubt I'll get around to it.

All terms are conditional, all conditions are terminal.
No one here gets out alive.

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Conditions

According to the web stats hardly anyone reads this page anyway. Couldn't blame them, neither would I. It's a sad pitiful existence being a terms and conditions web page.

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