Terms and conditions

Still need to work on this page but, after some ~~four~~ nineteen years, I somehow doubt I'll get around to it.

All terms are conditional, all conditions are terminal.
No one here gets out alive.

Last modified: 20th November 2015

Conditions

According to the web stats hardly anyone reads this page anyway. Couldn't blame them, neither would I. It's a sad pitiful existence being a terms and conditions web page.

Any issues or queries please feel free to contact me directly.